birds of the same feather - or sperm donor.

i was bored, and decided to do my long-delayed "purging" of friendster contacts (1296 friends - do you seriously think i know all of them?). it just so happened that my brother Patrick aka Tikoi updated his a few seconds after i opened mine, so i decided to pay his profile a visit - i've been highly suspicious of the sunod-sunod comments a certain classmate of his has been giving him (blame the ate in me). i haven't bothered noticing the content of his About Me box - until now.

a repost of my brother's About Me box in his Friendster (taken without permission, not that he'd mine - sinong mas matanda sa amin ha?):

I hate Ebay and Ebay hates me (don't ask me why).

I believe that:

(a) the government is whack;

(b) Russel Brand and Johnny Depp are not human;

(c) boy bands suck and they are clearly gay;

(d) coke is better than pepsi, if not for high prices;

(e) nike is and always will be better than adidas no matter the high prices, because 1 check is better than 3 stripes;

(f) homework should never be brought or done at home, since it wouldn't be fair; we don't bring our house chores to school do we?;

(g) stereotypes should be punished with death;

(h) pork and beans should be called "pork, beans, and tomato sauce";

(i) eight hours of school is just too much;

(j) black shoes should never be worn with white socks to avoid the "Michael Jackson look," unless you're one heck of a pretty son of a gun;

(k) people who are pretty good in playing video games should not be cocky, since they clearly lack a social life - that also goes for comic, manga, and anime geeks;

(l) Filipino celebrities should not try to be triple-threats (sing, dance, and act), since they will only make themselves look retarded,

(m) Manny Pacquiao needs to practice his English so that he won't embarrass the whole Filipino race every time he has a post-fight interview, or maybe he should just follow the example of Mexican boxers and hire a translator - having a translator always makes you look cool;

(n) there are too many emo kids out in the world right now, we should start kidnapping some of them;

(o) MYX is slowly becoming an MTV clone; MYX is starting to have less and less music and more non-music-related shows;

(p) reality shows are not real;

(q) belt-bags never look cool;

(r) the chicken came before the egg, if you don't believe me go look it up on a dictionary;

(s) there are too many useless channels on cable;

(t) Kobe Bryant is still top-dog, Lebron has no jumpshot; no jumpshot = no good;

(u) the Boston Celtics still suck;

(v) the LA Lakers will dominate the NBA for the next 20 years starting this season, their twenty-year dominance will be followed by the end of the world;

(w) people who post a lot of pictures of themselves on the net or have cool profile pages have too much free time on their hands and need to help out with their house chores more often or do something that requires physical movement or else they will suffer from obesity, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol levels which will ultimately lead to their deaths;

(x) if your eyes cannot see, your ears cannot hear, your nose cannot smell, and appendages are gone or cannot move, then you're qualified for a discount on most public vehicles (disabled ka 'tol, yehey!);

(y) blah blah blah blah;

(z) i have too much free time on my hands as seen proof through the fact that i was able to fabricate this long yet somewhat useless paragraph. It's too late to regret reading this article. It's already over.

gahd, i adore my brother. he writes mean. haha.