The Ten Types of Multiply User

grabbed this from my online buddy BALONEY.

10 Types of Multiply User
written by: Christopher Star

Another entry made out of boredom. These are merely generalizations and a lot of us fall under a great mix of everything. This is for pure fun and I hope you guys enjoy reading up!

Our online personalities are usually accurate reflection of our real-life persona however, a lot has taken advantage to recreate themselves. Here are some of those.

Camwhore
This type of Multiply user has taken more pictures in one day than a lifetime portfolio of professional photographers. Some blame them for global warming because their camera flashes are emitting too much heat.

Symptoms: You got a fully charged digicam or camera phone everywhere you go. If only you can take pictures and upload simultaneously, you would lovely do so. Also, people bug you to upload photos.


Talented
This type of Multiply user is either a photographer, stylist, make-up artist, model, doodler, graphic artist, or all that rolled into one jack of all trades renaissance man. These people were gifted with all the talents in the universe and left nothing for others.

Symptoms: You made your account into an online portfolio or an art galery. You get compliments every second or sometimes every millisecond.


A-List
This type of Multiply user is a highly sociable and fashionable socialite who are typically girls. As a rule of thumb since the creation of the social register, if these kinds of people do not know you, it is safe to say you do not exist.

Symptoms: You are always out and about. It takes you more hours on thinking about what to wear than the duration of the party itself. Whatever you wear is hot while that of others are usually not.


Scribe
This type of Multiply user chronicles every bit of life. This kind of multiply users are modern-day historians and are the new more sensible Editor-In-Chief of their micro magazine blogs.

Symptom: You use the word ¨bloggable¨. And when something noteworthy comes up, you excitedly say ¨This is so bloggable!¨. You blog during unholy hours. Bless you!


Promoter
This type of Multiply user is the one throwing the hippest parties in the most exclusive venues. Some throw parties every week while others are happy to promote one or two big events every now and then. Their accounts are usually branded and all about events.

Symptoms: You got a mobile number or email address specifically to collect names and contact guests. You get phone calls or text messages while partying.


Commentator
This type of Multiply user is the most opinionated block. They comment to every picture, blog entry, video, link or whatnot you post. They are generally harmless. We love them because they make us feel important.

Symptom: You comment always all the time. Click here to leave a comment.


SariSariStore
This type of Multiply user sells things we need and want. Next to being a social networking site, Multiply is known to be a haven for great treasures and good finds.

Symptom: You sell products, duh! What do stores do anyway?


Group
This type of multiply user groups people into social tribes of different interest. Either you made one or you are a member of one. We use it to promote things and pretty much nothing else but a segregated bulletin board for those who are not our contacts but needs to know what we want to say.

Symptom: If your Multiply account says JOIN THIS GROUP instead of ADD AS CONTACT then I guess it is a no brainer already.


Zombie
This type of multiply user is either new, inactive or ancient accounts with nothing much to say. Your homepage is a dead page and waste of space on the internet. Did I already say dead page and waste of space on the internet? Oh yeah I did, so yeah, so true!

Symptom: You got no user picture nor any kind of update for over an era.


MadeInChina
This type of multiply user is the bad and ugly version of any type of Multiply user. For this kind of person, we need a run down of the other 9 types.

• CAMWHORE made in China = Take photos of the most bizarre creatures alive on earth. Oh my bad, those were their friends. Oh well they are not on my contact list so how would I know.

• TALENTED made in China = They have an online portfolio of the worst edited pictures on earth. Some offer free services to take advantage of amateur models. If you strip the models just for the sake of stripping them then that is not an art work. And some does not have any talent at all so just please stop existing altogether.

• A-LIST made in China = Trying to be famous and posting their pictures or banners everywhere as if people actually care. Fugly dressed They have a big contact base but in the real world, they are a bunch of freaks who are never invited or are sometimes even banned.

• SCRIBE made in China = Blogs even the most unimportant matters of life. Living up with gossips than facts. Copy paste information over the internet and put it on their blogs.

• PROMOTER made in China = Nothing but a guestlister who invites people and promise to list people up on the hot parties while not officially allowed to do so.

• COMMENTATOR made in China = Put useless comments. Anyway, no comment.

• SARISARISTORE made in China = Sell fake or low-quality products like shoes, shirts, shorts, etc. All hype and nothing but empty promises.

• GROUP made in China = Those groups that look for the HOTTEST people or MOST BEAUTIFUL blah blah blah but are nothing but a pool of fugly looking vain beings.

• ZOMBIE made in China = Are we serious that this block has a worse version? Well, those double dead people who create accounts then delete it. Symptom: You want to be someone you can never be.