Define ME.

I’m addicted to... valium. Kidding.

Life is... no fairytale. Honestly, don’t be so gullible.

I would die... for world peace. Does that make me immortal?

I never want... to be alone.

I’d like to live in... a place where everything’s possible.

Anger gives me… uhm, angry thoughts?

Changes create... inevitability. (Did I spell that right?)

Wars are started over... me. HAHA!

Ice cream... is best eaten cold. Duh.

Everyone thinks that I’m... funny. Am I, really?

Life after death... is called the afterlife. I’m not sure what’s going to happen there, though.

If I could perform miracles... then wouldn’t that be cool?

I would like to ban... gender discrimination. So what if I’m gay? Oh wait. On second thought, i'm just confused.

I have a secret crush on... Niccolo Machiavelli. I wonder why.

If I had a million pesos... I’d wonder I got it from. Then I’d spend it.

I don’t get enough time to... live my life the way I want to. Seriously, don’t rush me.

I’m always ...self-centered and vain. And talking. Always was, always will be.

I’m afraid of... mediocrity. It scares me.

I don’t understand... the word overrated. What does it mean, really? And math is that some foreign language?

I hate it when people ask about... my hair. It’s curly. It’s naturally curly. Yes, since birth. No. it’s not a wig. And no, I haven’t combed in a week. So what?

A dream come true for me would be... meeting (literally) the guy of my dreams.

Life is... overrated. Oh, what’s overrated again?